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Designer Dog
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Mal Webb
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Poor old designer dog was never ever meant to be
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Poor old designer dog, so hairy he can barely see
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Poor old designer dog, he's cooking underneath the shag
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Poor old designer dog, he doesn't have a tail to wag
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But designer dog makes me look good
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As I power walk the neighbourhood
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He's so ugly and bizarre
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He helps us all forget how dull we are
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One designer dog's so thin
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His bones and organs poke out of his skin
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He trembles like a leaf
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No pedigree could cover up his grief
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Poor old designer dog was never ever meant to be
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Poor old designer dog, so hairy he can barely see
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Poor old designer dog, designed to waddle, wheeze and drool
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Poor old designer dog, he doesn't have a sleigh to pull
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But designer dog co-ordinates
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With all the latest fashion plates
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But when he is no longer chic
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He'll be down the pound within a week
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One designer dog's insane
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He's been so inbred he's got no brain
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Except a tiny smear
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Enough to make him bite you on the ear
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You've gotta get a little bit of hybrid vigour
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In your litter to make it fitter
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You've gotta get a mutt
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You've gotta get a mongrel!
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